I found this from reading little red boat and then onto A Lard Off My Mind:
So, there’s a candy bar called Fling chocolate fingers, which in itself is disturbing…
“How many flavors and sizes of FLING™ are there?
Milk Chocolate is available in a Single Pack of two fingers and a Multi-pack of 10 individually-wrapped fingers. Dark Chocolate and Hazelnut are only available everyday in Multi-pack cartons with 10 individually-wrapped fingers.”
BUT THEN…
in what is possibly the worst combination of words (and you just know the marketing whiz who thought of it was all a-titter at how clever he was) comes this sentence:
“Then you can pleasure yourself with this chocolate sensation time and time again.”
Um.
No.
